angry rooster
see morning wood.
when a guy wakes up, he has a b-n-r so huge it kinda hurts.
i sat up in bed, i looked at my crotch, and behold! an angry rooster.
watch out if i cluck with my angry rooster.
when a male gets a b-n-r (see also erection) and can’t get rid of it. usually it is put down by the common masturbation. (an angry rooster typically hurts.)
i had an angry rooster untill i m-st-rb-t-d… ahh it hurt so bad.
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