Angry Santa
while sitting down have someone sitting on your lap, riding your c-ck. they should be facing the same direction as you. whisper lightly in their ear that you have a present for them, then suddenly remove your d-ck and drive it into their -ss. grab their t-ts ferociously and yell “ho! ho! ho!” for added effect.
i had to sh-ll out an extra $250 at the t-tty bar last night to get in the x-mas spirit. it was worth it though…i got an angry santa in the back room.
1. name given to a person who usually is nice and joyous, but suddenly makes a sarcastic or angry remark that is inconsistent with their usual self. this is similar to seeing a usual jolly santa becoming angry for any reason and is inconsistent with his character.
2. if in a conversation, the topic is lighthearted and joyous, and one person makes a witty remark that changes the mood of the conversation from humorous to that of making put downs, that person is referred to as an angry santa.
person 1: “remember when he slipped and fell on the sidewalk?”
-everyone has a benign laugh-
person 1: “poor thing didn’t see the black ice at night.”
person 2: “or his fat -ss made the sidewalk bend”
everyone in group to person 2: “uh-uh angry santa!”
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