Angry Seagul
an angry seagull is a s-xual term, it refers to the act of hiding in a cupboard or other item of furnishings and viewing a couple engageing in an act of p-ssion i.e. f-cking eachother senseless, this is common when a husband is spying on his wife while shes having s-x with someone else, the act may be commited whilst sipping a refreshing beverage, whilst watching the dirty pervert will toss ones self off (for our american readers, jerk ones self off) and j-zz into ones hand, he will then proceed to break free off his hiding place and run at the couple doing the dirty yelling caaaa caaaa, like a seagull, and waving ones arms in a windmill effect, also similiar to a seagull, this will mean ones love potion is flung over the h-rny couple rendering them both disgruntled and embarresed.
“i bust a naughty all over your mommas face last night ciril”, “i know germentrude i was watching from a wardrobe, i was planning to commit the angry seagul but unfortunately i didnt make a s-xy explosion in time”, “oh what a dreadful shame my good man, well better luck next time”, “why thankyou my dear friend i will practice more for next time”
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