Angry seal


a s-xual act where when a male is having s-x with a female on the beach, pulls out, rubs his member in the sand, and then slides it back into her v-g-n-.
i gave that ho an angry seal and she loved it
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when a girl gives a guy a bl-wj-b and swallows his load…. then he proceeds to punch her in the stomach…. where she then yelps like a seal claps her hands and spits out his romance explosion
i just gave that broad the angry seal and im pretty sure she has a fist print on her stomach!

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