Angry Super Monkey Balls
a feminist response to all the sick perverted sh-t that men do to women during s-xual intercourse.
it begins when a woman’s male s-xual partner tries to convince her to shave her pubic hair. the woman does it, but saves her p-b-s, and during s-xual intercourse–preferably directly after her male s-xual partner has attained -rg-sm–she takes her shaved p-b-s in one hand and grabs his b-lls as hard as she can. if there is come anywhere around the t-st-cl-s, the hair might stick, giving the male super hairy “monkey b-lls”. glue may be used, if the woman is in doubt as to how much the hair will stick.
girl 1: “my pedophile ex-boyfriend tried to get me to shave my p-b-s, so i gave him the ol’ ‘angry super monkey b-lls’ routine!
girl 2: “ha ha. nice.”
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