Angry White Man

the angry white man. the angry white man comes from all economic backgrounds, from dirt-poor to filthy rich. he represents all geographic areas in america, from urban sophisticate to rural redneck, deep south to mountain west, left coast to eastern seaboard.

his common traits are that he isn’t looking for anything from anyone — just the promise to be able to make his own way on a level playing field. in many cases, he is an independent businessman and employs several people. he pays more than his share of taxes and works hard.

the victimhood syndrome buzzwords — “disenfranchised,” “marginalized” and “voiceless” — don’t resonate with him. “pres ‘one’ for english” is a curse-word to him. he’s used to picking up the tab, whether it’s the company christmas party, three sets of braces, three college educations or a beautiful wedding.

he believes the const-tution is to be interpreted literally, not as a “living doc-ment” open to the whims and vagaries of a panel of judges who have never worked an honest day in their lives.

the angry white man owns firearms, and he’s willing to pick up a gun to defend his home and his country. he is willing to lay down his life to defend the freedom and safety of others, and the thought of killing someone who needs killing really doesn’t bother him.

the angry white man is not a metros-xual, a h-m-s-xual or a victim. n-body like him drowned in hurricane katrina — he got his people together and got the h-ll out, then went back in to rescue those too helpless and stupid to help themselves, often as a police officer, a national guard soldier or a volunteer firefighter.

his last name and religion don’t matter. his background might be italian, english, polish, german, slavic, irish, or russian, and he might have cherokee, mexican, or puerto rican mixed in, but he considers himself a white american.

he’s a man’s man, the kind of guy who likes to play poker, watch football, hunt white-tailed deer, call turkeys, play golf, spend a few bucks at a strip club once in a blue moon, change his own oil and build things. he coaches baseball, soccer and football teams and doesn’t ask for a penny. he’s the kind of guy who can put an addition on his house with a couple of friends, drill an oil well, weld a new b-mper for his truck, design a factory and publish books. he can fill a train with 100,000 tons of coal and get it to the power plant on time so that you keep the lights on and never know what it took to flip that light switch.

women either love him or hate him, but they know he’s a man, not a dishrag. if they’re looking for someone to walk all over, they’ve got the wrong guy. he stands up straight, opens doors for women and says “yes, sir” and “no, ma’am.”

he might be a republican and he might be a democrat; he might be a libertarian or a green. he knows that his wife is more emotional than rational, and he guides the family in a rational manner.

he’s not a racist, but he is annoyed and disappointed when people of certain backgrounds exhibit behavior that typifies the worst stereotypes of their race. he’s willing to give everybody a fair chance if they work hard, play by the rules and learn english.

most important, the angry white man is p-ssed off. when his job site becomes flooded with illegal workers who don’t pay taxes and his wages drop like a stone, he gets righteously angry. when his job gets shipped overseas, and he has to speak to some incomprehensible idiot in india for tech support, he simmers. when al sharpton comes on tv, leading some rally for reparations for slavery or some such nonsense, he bites his tongue and he remembers. when a child gets charged with carrying a concealed weapon for mistakenly bringing a penknife to school, he takes note of who the local idiots are in education and law enforcement.
four million angry white man are members of the national rifle -ssociation,
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1. any white man who is angry due to racial inequality based upon his being white.
2. any white male who, upon discovery, is upset about anything having to do with other races begging for money or credibility based upon their race alone, or offenses committed against their race generations ago.
blacks expecting money for slavery so that they may purchase ever-bigger rims for their stolen cadillac make me an angry white man
hispanics expecting welfare and ssi because they are here illegally and cannot feed their families make me an angry white man
someone from a demographic that has the majority of senators, law enforcement officials, congressman, state governors, judges, the top richest people in society, the majority of management positions, yet still thinks he’s oppressed because you won’t let him call you n-gg-r.

usually ends up sending letter bombs or killing and eating the women who won’t sleep with his bitter, self-righteous -ss.
example:

angry white man: how come i have to pay you slave reparations?

average black person: you’ve never paid slave reparations.

angry white man: how come i have to pay this illegal immigrant?

average black person: because you hired him.
a white guy who gets all snippy and uptight whenever two or more non-black women give a brotha credit for a good performance or deed in a public forum.
girl#1: jerome proposed last night and i said yes!

girl#2: that’s wonderful! jerome is sooo cool. you all will have lots of fun together.

angry white man: ever notice how much jerome looks like o.j.?