Angry Whopper
the loud grumbling fart, reminiscent of that which is issued from an angry fat b-st-rd, that is released when one accidentally pulls out while tapping a fat chic’s -ss.
dude! i was totally pounding becky’s -ss last night & just as she was screaming she was about to c-m, my d-ck slipped out & her -n-s expressed it’s displeasure bys letting me have an “angry whopper”.
when you are having intercourse you suddenly, and unexpectedly pull out and put in to her -ss. thus making her angry. then, when you have finished, or she has p-ssed you off too much, you remove your d-ck and smack her in the face with it.
“man my girlfriend was being a total b-tch, so i totally gave her an angry whopper.”
during s-xual intercourse the male pulls out his p-n-s and “whops” it on the female’s cl-toris repeatedly while looking her in the eyes. sneering, the male says “look at me” repeatedly. afterwards the male c-ms in the -sshole of the female.
dave: “man last night i tried the angry whopper on my woman. she loved that authoritative sh-t.”
rick: “d-mn man you mean she finally enjoyed having s-x with you?”
the act of slapping a v-g-n- with a fly swatter at maximum strength. next, the swollen l-b– are immediately garnished with jalapeños and any desired medley of burger fixin’s, condiments and accouterments, then eaten (so to speak).(warning:this is a very dangerous maneuver and should only be performed between consenting parties, unless she deserves it.)
i haven’t had s-x or food in days. i think i’ll hop over to burger jack and order myself an angry whopper.
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my girlfriend made me watch a j-lo movie marathon. by the end, i was so p-ssed and hungry that i felt ent-tled to an angry whopper.
grudge f-cking a fat girl.
a fat girl at a party c-ck blocked me because she wanted me. so the next day i gave her an angry whopper in a gas station bathroom and never spoke to her again.
an angry whopper in when two people are havin intercorse and the man stops, puts hot sauce in her v-g-n-, continues the intercorse, while eating a burger king whopper.
my girlfriend dumped me after i gave her an angry whopper.
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