Animal League of People Dodging


the league in which every animal takes part in and often results in death from trying to dodge cars.

each year they have a memorial day february 16th for all the animals who have died partaking in people dodging.

the acronym is alpd.
geoff: i ran over a squirrel today.

barry: well, he must of been taking part in the animal league of people dodging.

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