Animal Surprise
when two people are having s-x, someone runs in completely naked except for a mask (preferably some sort of animal mask) slaps whoever is on top on the -ss, screaming and jumping and laughing the whole time, then runs out of the room and closes the door.
dude, bry was with his girl last night and i gave him an animal surprise…i knew that gorilla mask would come in handy. he showed me the red mark on his -ss…nice!
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