anime addict

someone who is addicted to anime.
me.

i am such an anime addict, i spend almost 200 bucks a month on my drug of choice.
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a person who is addicted to anime– and socially awkward or strange.
if a guy: they only study and watch anime
girls: freaks who have no social lives
white: they are extremely strange for having an addiction for j-panese cartoons.

– includes p-rn= cartoons having s-x with each other, which makes these pariahs and socially awkward people very h-rny(making t hem come back for more) this is also a subst-tution for real s-x because they cannot get some (part of the reason being that they watch anime)
that girl in colorguard is an anime addict.

i don’t want to go to the dance or hang out with others. i think i’ll go home and watch anime, because i’m an anime addict.

that anime addict watches naruto instead of gossip girl.
a fan (usually a virgin teenaged boy) of j-panese animation. j-panese men, stereotypically, have small p-n-ses which usually leads to low self-esteem. the animators and creators of these anime shows reflect their low self-esteem into their creations. white american teenaged boys with small p-n-ses most likely subconsiously pick up the pathetic vibes of these cartoons and feel connected to them. they then begin spending $200-$300 per month buying up all the small p-n-s cartoons they can get their hands on.

anime addiction is not lifestyle. it is a disease of the brain which requires one of the following treatments:

1. professional help
2. getting f-cked

if the anime addict chooses choice 2 as his treatment, the female he f-cks must be at least a 6 on the cl-ssic 1-10 scale or further problems may develop.
“where’s jimmy?”
“watching anime”
“oh i didn’t know he had a small d-ck”

former anime addict: “hey losers! i’m gettin p-ssy again tonight! what are you f-gs gonna be doin?”

regular joe shmoe: “dude ur bangin a fat chick who is a 3 on the 1-10 and bragging about it. didn’t you know that in order to be cured properly the girl has to be at least a 6?! now your worse than you were before!!”