anime patrol
the defenders of piece and protectors of the tv, these men are highly trained and tasked with the dispatching of weeboos and the confiscation of disgusting anime, each of these heroes possess a standard issued mp5 9mm. submachine gun, a bullet proof vest and a helmet.
weeboo “omg this anime is so kawaii!”
(door gets busted down)
hero “anime patrol, i wanna see some f-cking hands!!!!”
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