Anna Kournikova


possibly the worlds most attractive female

famous for playing tennis (or atleast attempting to), more famous for turning men like myself into drooling idiots
i’d give her a grand slam!

i’d love to smash my b-lls into her net!
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noun (a-nah corn-a-ko-va) hot russian tennis player who can’t play tennis but is so freakin hot that n-body seems to notice.
anna kournikova can’t play tennis for sh-t but i would love to bend her over the net and give her ‘forty-love!
in texas hold ’em, an ace and a king in the pocket (ak). has an uncanny tendency to lose, whether to a lower pair, three of a kind, or a straight.
anna kournikova…looks good but it never wins.
for several years, the most famous russian sportsperson for her exploits (or lack thereof) on the tennis courts. in fact, she earned far more money through advertising deals due to being extraordinarily s-xy indeed and looking good advertising sports bras and having fhm shoots than anything she did on court. mainly as she, famously, never won a single tournament but regularly packed the courts at wimbledon when playing, before retiring at the age of 23.

the success of maria sharapova, fit and a good player with a wimbledon victory aged 19 in 2004 ended comparisons very quickly indeed.
“come on anna!” – the average wimbledon spectator, either showing his support of projecting his s-xual fantasy. probably both.
hot tennis player that every guy in his right mind would want to f-ck
i was watching that tennis player anna, and i swear i could hear her making noises as if she was having an -rg-sm
a horrible tennis player, but let’s be honest, n-body watches her for tennis.
anna kournikova is hot
hot and s-xy tennis player from russia.
i dont mind getting a two-ten from anna!

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