announcer’s curse
a state or condition in which an athlete fails to perform a skill that an announcer just praised him or her for. also known as “announcer’s jinx.” can an announcer jinx a player? who knows? but phenomena like this suggest that consciousness may not in fact entirely reside in the skull cavity. when science develops more fully, we may one day have proof.
let’s say a basketball player is about to make a foul shot. the announcer reports, “she hasn’t missed a free throw all night!” the player steps to the line and proceeds to miss the shot. announcer: “this must have been a case of announcer’s curse.”
Read Also:
- Hot Carleton
a queer who drives a b-tch car who cries himself to sleep at night worrying someone will steal his zebra print steering wheel cover. f-g who thinks he is tough sh-t: yeah i am thinking about putting spinner hubcaps on my hatchback. real man: your such a hot carleton!
- invisifloss
floss that is said to exist in a cabinet and yet isn’t there dan:do we have floss? mom:it’s in the cabinet (looks in the cabinet) dan:all i see is invisifloss
- John Senior
a debt against a sh-te football team. ”are you john senior fc?!” ”ah nooo!” -punch-
- johnny ten men
someone who reckons they are ‘rock solid’, i.e. hard “check out joe, he reckons he is johnny ten men!”
- minicrosby879
meatwagon, reversed oil rig, usually a bender on nhl11, h-m-s-xual minicrosby879 sucks slacks d-ck on a regularly basis, sh-tty player