Anselmisms
a collective set of particular speech devices, or alternative pr-nunciations of a common words rendered unidentifiable by an overtly technical context. examples include te-ka-nology; boltning (in reference to mysql); idear
the instructions were so full of anselmisms that there wasn’t a chance i’d get it right.
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