Ant Cap


a 40 year old balding man who lives in his parents’ bas-m-nt and spends his days playing wow and his night mowing down 2ls of mountain dew and bags of doritos while masturbating to the moans of his mom’s love making.
wow, i just pwned ryan downs like i did with ant cap the other night.

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