anteater


ant·eat·er (ant”-eat`er), n.

an uncirc-mcised man.
1. check out that guys crotch, it looks like an anteater.
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the part of an uncirc-mcized p-n-s that looks like the mouth of an anteater – it’s like a snake with a sock over it’s head.
i took off this dude’s pants and i saw an anteater!
an uncirc-msized p-n-s.
the bearer of an uncirc-msized p-n-s.
stop it you little anteater!
d-mn what is that, an anteater in your pants?
a slang term referring to an uncirc-msized p-n-s, hence its anteater-like appearance. aka: ante, eater. nb: al is the biggest eater of them all!!!
(person 1) al, get cut.

(person 2) al, you’re such an eater.

(al) f-ck you! i’m not circ-msized and proud of it!
someone who has an uncirc-mcized p-n-s
michael ramos has an anteater
one who is not cerc-msized!!
mack healy has an ant eater d-ck
the act of hanging ones p-n-s out of an unzipped paid of pants.
johnny unzipped his trousers, revealed his manhood and whilst presenting it to the audience proclaimed loudly;
“everyone, i have an anteater! check him out.”

nb
male etiquette: performing the ant eater is only socially acceptable when done so without an erection.

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