Antelope
s-xual position where the male mounts the female in a “piggyback” fashion and inserts himself into the “out” hole.
john and sally were doing the antelope in the shower.
a wild, uncontrolled beast that pushes foward with little concern to its surroundings.
you’ve got to run like an antelope; out of control.
the opposite of elope – to sneak off & split up without telling anyone
me & the missus are going to antelope this weekend
– an “antelope” refers to incredibly hot, peaking or pretty 15-18 year old girls.
– adjective used to describe attractive, peaking 15-18 year olds that is either girlfriend or one night stand material.
– only men aged under 18 have the right to use the term “antelope” or it is considered as pedofilia.
1. nick – hey matt, look at those hot girls at boost juice.
matt – omg thats antelope!
2. nick – should of seen the amount of antelope i saw at the party last night.
matt – the antelope to guy ratio at our 18th is gonna be 4:1
a pedestrian walking on dark streets at night often in dark clothing, with little regard to their surroundings. antelope disregard traffic and safety guidelines. they tend to dart out in front of you out of nowhere, like deer. if you almost hit one they will become angered as if it’s your fault they’re practically invisible. rather than gasping and saying “oh dear!” upon sight, one should simply scream “antelope” instead to avoid confusion.
did you see that antelope pop up out of nowhere after we p-ssed the store? yeah he didn’t even slow down, i almost hit him!
when an ant climbs down a ladder to get into her boyfriend’s car.
i saw an antelope in my yard.
n. a vicious hunter of the plains. travels in groups. has a hatred of red roses.
“i was trampled by antelope!”
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