Anti-bac Fap
when your fapping and need some lube but you have nothing other than a bottle of antibacterial hand sanitiser, of course you use it anyway because its all you’ve got and lets be honest the ‘old boy’ needed a good wash anyway.
john: morning dave, what did you get up to last night?
dave: oh not much, i did have an anti-bac fap whilst watching django tho.
john: i just think its great that you’ll admit that. what the f-ck is wrong with you?
dave: well i ran out of lube and to be honest i couldn’t be -rs-d to shower today anyway.
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