anti bear


like a bear but inside-out.

bears look soft and cuddly on the outside, but really they just want to rip your face off and eat your spleen,
an anti bear is someone who looks mean on the outside, but is really very cudly and not spleen-eating at all.
oh, he looked so tough, but really he’s just an anti bear.

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