anti-boner explodaphopia


when you expect to see something totally awesome that will result in you getting an instant b-n-r but instead see something extremely revolting. at the instant you see the revolting material your b-n-r explodes! this horrible affliction affects tens of people a year.
anti-b-n-r explodaphopia is like when some one tells you pamela anderson is behind you naked d-ld-ing herself and calling your name and then you turn around as your getting a b-n-r and see your grandmother naked sh-tting on a plate looking right into your eyes giving you two thumbs up and smiling.

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