anti-jock

brave folks who are morally strong enough to stand up to the mindless hords of stupid popularity-abusing jocks!

go jock haters!!!! g-d bless freedom!!!!
stupid jock: move it nerd.

anti-jock: make me. regardless of how this turns out, you are still a force for evil!

stupid jock: (stupidly) huh?
highly intellectual people, who know that a few years from now, it won’t matter how many trophies you have, or how cool you were, cause you will probably end up working for some idiot who underpays. while jocks go around looking down on anyone not in their clique, anti-jocks are friendly (dispite popular belief) and are mainly friends with everyone. except for jocks. even anti-jock girls don’t talk about make-up. anti-jocks normally follow thair own fashion rules, unlike preppy girls who all look alike. dispite what other people may think, thay’re very happy with the way they are.
jock guy: hey courtney
preppy girl: hey craig!

(later)
preppy girl: craig is soooo hot!
preppy friend: omgz, you’re soooo totally right
nearby anti-jock: wtf? get a life you mindless loser
another nearby anti-jock: sheep.
1. people who realize that can see that every over-glorified gun-tootin’, f-ggit’ hatin’ (but closet h-m-s-xual), mysoginistic, mullet havin’, moronic -sshole will only live to serve the people who didn’t live out the best years of their life in high school.

2. bitter curmudgeons, who are angered by the lack of their own athletic abilities, that p-ss and moan about jocks.

3. people who think they are cool and original by hating the popular clique simply because of their double standards and hypocritical exclusive mindsets.
1. “wow. you can bite your thumb off and smear the blood on your face. you’re a man now. because we all know self mutilation const-tutes masculinity. now finish my d-mn burger.”

2. “stupid jocks! they shouldn’t do anything! now i’m going to write sh-tty poetry on my blog about death and desolation because i am too d-mn narrow minded to actually reason like a human being! stop suffocating my creativity!”

3. “aslwtfomglolroflmao1!1! , gud,charlut , n , simpl , plan , n , yellow , crd , n , evry , othr , dime , a , dozn , pees , ov , sh-t , band , tht , mtv , regrgitats , n , fors , feedz , down , r , throats , rawks , mah , soks , n , r , soo , punx1!1!”
it’s self explanitory, really. anti- against. jock- people that are good at sports or play a lot of them and are popular, also known sometimes as “preps”. so that means an anti-jock must be against said jocks and not like them.
an anti-jock clique perhaps
someone who is great at sports, but refuses to fall in the category of “jock” by wearing preppy brands, such as abercrombie and fitch, american eagle, holister, etc.
“elvis is an anti-jock. he’s f-ckin’ great at almost every sport there is, but all he wants to do all day is skateboard.”
f-ggots who think they are awesome because they hate ‘jocks’. these people tend to be insecure and afraid of people who are more popular than them. they have a p-ssionate dislike for ‘sporty people’, yet usually skate themselves. their hobbies are listening to sh-te music, spending unfathomable amounts of time on msn, and talking about skating.
“f-ckin bunch of jocks” (when they see people who are marginaly cooler than they are, but cant accept it.