anti lol


someone who is so plain, uninteresting and generally ruins lollish times.
man 1: woo! this is a rave party!
woman 1: wanna hear a joke?
man 2 (the anti lol)
man 1: don’t bother, here comes the anti lol
the anti-lol is used as a means of expressing the lack of humour in a situation. it is best used at times when someone tries to make a joke on an im and fails miserabley either becuase : 1) they are morons 2) they just arent funny

the anti-lol is believed to orignated around 200bc in in a small greek province and is a direct descendant of the word lol
here is an example of when an anti-lol should not be used:
dude 1 : heres a really funny joke… how many babies does it take to paint a barn?……
dude 2 : dunno
dude 1 : depends on how hard you throw them
dude 2 : haha that is quite funny. this situation in no way requires me to use an anti-lol

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