anti-nap
an hour or two of wakefulness sandwiched by two periods of sleep. most are wrongly worried when this happens; it was however the historical norm. the practice quietly died out with electric lighting.
person 1: you get some last night?
person 2: yeah, during an anti-nap.
person 1: a wha-
-person 2 smacks the ignorant.-
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