Anti-puppy Technology


an energy shielding technology that resists a puppy collision and rebounds it in the opposite direction. this shielding is only affected by puppies, when they reach adulthood, and become dogs, they are no longer rebounded off of the energy surface. upon collison, the intel theme song is heard and the shielding glows white-blue then fades. the technology was created around 2007 and first tested in the bas-m-nt of dude #3 in the internet video, “three dudes and a puppy.”
dude#2: oh no what if he fell into that hole!

dude#3: oh that’s not possible, it has anti-puppy technology.

anti-puppy hole: deeee, doo dee doo deeee..

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