anti-spouse
used to describe heteros-xual couples who choose not to marry based upon their own personal beliefs that there is no need to muck up a good friendship with a marital contract, and choose to live as though married (ie: together and monogamous) but are not recognized as common law.
bob is laura’s anti-spouse. they live together, run a household together, and own pets together.
Read Also:
- Anythong
used to describe advice given by a chick to a dude about the dudes relationship with another chick… hey teran, i’m having relationship issues…could use your advice. teran – “sure, anythong i can do to help”
- A Parker
to bail on a scheduled event to “chill” with your gf/bf. usually ending in intercourse in “undignified” places leaving traceable material behind and not returning to such scheduled events. parker: hey maggie just called she’s about an hour away and wants me to go have mcdonald’s with her jason: you coming back? parker: maybe dave: […]
- April Phoolbia
the state of being scared or paranoied of someone playing an april fools prank on you. its april 1st and mike has april phoolbia because he hasn’t seen john all day.
- ballchugger
one who excessively chugs b-lls, and talks about b-lls on a constant basis. adam schmid is a ballchugger.
- resta
approaching a seated girl from the rear and resting your d-ck on her shoulder couldn’t get her to blink so i copped a resta on her lilly-whites.