anti-wife
a roommate who’s domestic habits are so trifling and to such an extent as to prevent any relationship from ever progressing to the point of being cl-ssified as a long term or committed relationship. thereby said roommate prevents any possibility of a relationship from ever migrating to co-habitation or marriage so long as he/she is in the same residence.
friends are talking about leo’s roommate moving out. leo says, “now i will be able to settle down, or at least bring a woman home. although, i think i’m going to miss my anti-wife.” we ask wtf is an anti-wife… and well i think i got real close to the answer.
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