antibro

1. a guy, specifically your “friend”, who is always attempting to upstage you (whether he does so or not). this is especially true around the opposite gender.

2. a male who performs many d-ck moves, usually harmless.

also: antibros tend to only be a bro off and on, after all if they were constantly an attention wh-r- they wouldn’t be able to fall into the category of bro at all.

often times an antibro is a compulsive liar, or may just be flaunting how bad -ss he thinks he is.
henry: “man, today that lecture was crazy, wanna go for lunch?”
antibro: “by the way, i took three different naps with three different girls in your bed.”
henry: “. . .”

guy #1: “hmm. . . i just stapled my arm twice. . .”
girls in room: “holy cr-p!?!?”
antibro: “i would totally staple my arm too!”
guy#1: “do it f-ggot. btw can i have a paper towel?”
antibro: “i would but you already did it. i still might. . .”
someone who is the opposite of a bro. he does not chill at all, does not play lax, does not pack d’s, does not mack breds, and ruins everything. the anti is to be avoided at all costs.
example 1:
“dude when male spilled the brew all over my couch he became the biggest anti-bro in the world.”

example 2:
guy 1: “yo did you hear what chuck did?”
guy 2: “yeah, he c-ckblocked me from hooking up with his sister.”
guy 1: “what a total anti-bro!”
awful friend; friend who often does not uphold is end of the friendship
“aw man kaden is off with his girlfriend again…he’s such an anti-bro.”