anticipation dump
when people sh-t on themselves in antic-p-tion of someone else sh-tting on them. people think this will shield some criticism, but really it just gives -ssholes better material.
“i know i’m not a very good singer, and my m-ssive love handles detract from my already terrible singing, but please be respectful while i attempt (insert miley cyrus song here)”
most cr-ppy youtube performers take nice big antic-p-tion dumps in their self-descriptions
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