antikey
1. opposite of “the key”
2. acting in opposite effect to how u desire
3. the one thing that undo’s all acts of good
eg. john commenting about the sh-ttest player on some random basketball team “hahahaha that guy is f-cking antikey man!”
or anthony talking about the object of his desire: “mary’s antikeying my life atm, i can’t sleep ’cause i keep thinking about her”
or james admiring a hot girl from behind then realises her face is monged “d-mn… that girls fine, shiet. her face just antikeyed her.”
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