antipoon
a guy who, if seen with him, will turn your chances of getting any action to zero.
“hey, what’s up? did you get with trisa last night?”
“no, dude, i was with fogal, he is the antipoon”
one who deflects and repels attractive women.
keep jesse away form the gang tonight. he’s anti-poon. there’ll be no action whatsoever.
1. someone who is gay (h-m-s-xual)
2. a guy who doesn’t like p-ssy or v-g-n-
“that keller kid is a f-cking anti poon qweer!!”
“dude, are you anti poon?”
a person who repels the poonani because of sheer gayness and un-coolness.
guy1 ”hey how did last night go with that girl?”
guy2 ”nah it was sh-t, i was with sean, he is the anti-poon”
guy1 ”d-mn might have known you wouldn’t have gotten any with that benson there”
guy2 ”you got that right, he needs to change his strategy, or maybe he should just turn gay, it would certainly go better for him than it is just now”
a term used to describe someone who is so bad looking or so awkward with women that they can’t get any action. this should not be mistaken with someone who gets no action as these people will never get any action.
can also be used to desribe someone who is well known to be a c-ck-blocker, who constantly ruins the chances of many people to get poon.
it is widely agreed that these people should be locked away or, better yet, put down.
example 1:
dude 1: hey, you know that ginger dude at the party?
dude 2: yeah..
dude 1: well, he had this girl practically all over him last night and he still got nothing.
dude 2: he’s such an antipoon.
example 2:
dude 1: hey, you know that ginger dude at the party?
dude 2: yeah..
dude 1: well, i was getting with this smoking hot chick right, and he just comes barging in shouting “ohhh, you’re getting it down there dude”.
dude 2: he did that to me once. what a f-cking antipoon.
one who presents attributes that cause woman to be repulsed by him. can also be used to describe an object or person.
dan, that orange haired ginger f-ck could not pick up a girl if he tried. hes the anti poon.
a person who ruines any chance of scoring with the oposite s-x.
wow, i was about to get laid last night and then big jon showed up and was being a total anti-poon
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