Antiques Roadblow
a cl-ssy, rare, one of a kind bl-wj-b much like an item that would be found on antiques roadshow. it is the 15th century ming dynasty vase of bl-wj-bs in its one of a kind nature and value. also, a bl-wj-b from an elderly woman.
i was at the governor’s ball and after a meal of foie gras and steak, an incredibly attractive female -ssistant pulled me to the side and took me to the governor’s private bathroom, where i sat on fine porcelain and she gave me an antiques roadblow. there was marble and mahogany everywhere, it was real cl-ssy.
also,
rick: i was at the library of congress last week
sal: yeah, how the f-ck was that?
rick: pretty f-ckin’ good, the hot librarian took me to the antiques roadblow, she said she wanted to polish my musket
sal: revolutionary war-themed. that’s sounds like a pretty f-ckin’ cl-ssy antiques roadblow
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