anus corking cat raper
the act of shoving a firecracker in a cats -sshole, lighting the firecracker, b-tt raping the cat, c-ming on its nostrils, flicking its scr-t-m, and finally watch it limp away to see sh-t fly from its -n-s.
whoa man! your grandma is an -n-s corking cat raper, she came on my cats nostrils and everything.
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