anus fly trap
the act of holding your b-tt cheeks wide open in antic-p-tion of a finger to enter the area. at this very moment the cheeks will close shut and the instigators hand will be stuck.
so tina was showing some -ss the other day so i went hand first in for it. turns out she was pulling an -n-s flytrap on me, again.
when someone,usually a male, clamps there -ss cheeks on a persons nose(usually alseep) and then farts. a very horrible experience.
chris:dude last night i gave fred an -n-s fly trap
jp:he deserved it.
when you put down a layer of toilet paper or a paper towel in the toilet bowl to prevent splash back from taking place when your planning on dropping some heavy freight. the weight of the freight causes the paper to fully envelope it and cause it to be consumed by the paper.
after i took a heavy dump, i tried to take a look at the damage, but the -n-s fly-trap had already consumed the evidence.
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