Anus saxophone
a fart so musically tuned it has a similar sound to a saxophone.
this can be caused by:
1: being able to play a musical instrument amazingly well.
2: playing the sax while eating beans or sprouts.
not many cases of this have been discovered as of yet.
“ooh christ i just made an -n-s saxophone! jesus, what a smell! it’s like tear gas! i’m going to be sick! oh well, it sounds very nice.”
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