Anus soda


an -n-s soda is when you do a handstand and let someone else put a funnel into your -n-s and pour in soda. then, you sit down, m-st-rb-t- furiously, and before you have an -rg-sm, you open your -n-s and let all the soda drip down as you c-m. afterwards, someone else is to lick it all up and/or lather it into their genitals and skin.
beth: “whats your favorite s-xual activity?”

rob: “i enjoy doing the -n-s soda so much.”

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