AOL 4.0
some jive -ss internet from the 90’s, back when clowns were rockin 2 phone lines to use the world wide web instead stealing that shiz from their dumb-ss neighbor that can’t seem to figure out how to put a p-ssword on their sh-t. unfortunately, some zip lock bags still use this sh-t for on-line gaming and ruin your entire experience, forcing you to call them out on their weak -ss game and excuse for an internet.
guy 1: i was balling out on some fifa until this guys connection went all aol 4.0 on me
guy 2: shiiiiit, did losdicenme24 strike again?
guy 1: yeah what a briar.
guy 2: man if i wasn’t holding down jacky’s fine wine and spirits, i would have taken that jive -ss zip lock bag down at least 2-3 pegs.
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