AOL User


derogatory term for someone either incapable of performing a simple action or requiring excessive guidance to perform such a task.

this is generally a worse insult than newbie or it’s derivatives as newbies are expected to gain experience and improve whilst aol users are expected to stay stupid.

stupid people are not required to actually use america online to qualify as an aol user.
bl–dy aol user had the usb lean in the ethernet socket
absolute dregs of the internet. i have been to thousands and thousands of websites and i have never seen a creature more detestable than an aol user.
aol users should be fed to a bunch of alligators – feet first to prolong their suffering.
amateurs on-line; a person considered contemptibly inept at using the internet. the only peeps who use this isp just don’t know any better. the same people who use ms os. i don’t feel for the f’cks. if you’re too dumb to know, then keep on keeping on
never take computer advive from an aol user.

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