AOWD
“any orifice will do”…..occurs when your buddy is so inebriated (and h-rny) that his ability or desire to differentiate between take home candidates at the bar has degraded to nonexistent.
“have you seen the hag that dave just snagged at the bar? he’s so moellered, he’s gone aowd”
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