AP English

all you need to know are:
rhetorical compostion and rhetorical -n-lysis.
it proves how much you’ll waste your time in that cl-ss.
kid 1: what do you learn in ap english?
kid 2: rhetorical compostion and rhetorical -n-lysis
kid 1: what’s that?
kid 2: i don’t know, that’s why i failed the exam.
h-ll
ap english takes place in h-ll.
ap english and comp. consists of:

prose -n-lysis and rhetorical devices.
virginia woolfe has the used excellent parallelism, imagery and anaphora to convey her feelings to the reader. she’s so ap english!
ap english is simply a front, it is not difficult only time consuming, designed to direct young dumb seniors into a more difficult cl-ss lacking composition, all is simply boring, repet-tive, mindless grammar.
dude! you’re in ap english! that sucks!

yeah, (poor b-st-rd.)
a cl-ss designed to make you fail no matter how hard you try. the students taking the cl-ss, who are very smart students, have a hard time getting good grades and are ecstatic to receive a c or even a d. usually directed by a psychotic teacher who expects you to write at a college level. it can also be known as h-ll on earth. most students struggle to get a b, but p-ss the final exam with 90s and 100s. side effects include but are not limited to, having no free time, no social life, insomnia, insanity, mind explosions, jumping off cliffs and mental breakdowns.
guy 1: “hey, can you go to the football game on friday?”
guy 2: “no, i have to work on my ap english work for 6 hours just to get a 70.
guy 1: “sucks, dude.”

guy 1: “i got 6 hours of sleep last night. i feel so energized.”
guy 2: “how the h-ll is that possible?”
guy 1: “i know, right?”

i was about to ap english my friend for saying “who” instead of “whom”, but quickly stopped my self.
the one cl-ss where you’ll read so many books, poems, and dramas that your eyes will rot out of your head due to exhaustion. the teacher will drown you with more homework than you’ve received your whole high school career and tell you to have it done by tomorrow, only to give you an “f” because you couldn’t do the -ssignment correctly. this cl-ss is often -ssociated with the words; suicide, sleep-deprived, britney spears meltdown, and sometimes fatality.
friend: did you sleep last night?

you after taking ap english: what the h-ll is sleep? are you talking about that thing lindsay lohan has done with her career?
a great opportunity for personal growth. despite what these critics say, it is very gooooood.
all your grades are belonging to me.