AP Insomnia
it’s something that occurs when one becomes an ap student. one loses the ability to sleep, and/or forgets how to sleep… forever. ap insomnia affects 100% of students 60% of the time, and by that i mean always. while everyone else is going to sleep at 9 o’clock on the dot, ap students are just priming their brainial engines. yeah. ap students define sleep as:
sleep (nonexistent noun) – more time for studying and/or doing homework and/or watching terrible late night doc-mentaries on how the qing dynasty came about, and/or crying inconsolably.
we may also use sleep to cry and/or complain about how we didn’t get to hang out with our study buddies because we were crying about lacking something that we can’t identify, which studies show, is “sleep”.
-mainstream student (blah =/): “dude, i went to a sweet party last night, and then went to sleep at 9 o’clock on the dot!”
—-ap student alpha: yeah, i got lots of sleep as well, minus the sleep, plus the studying/no life/crying times 7 raised to 5x power, which obviously equals the cosin of the vector of tan inverse 5x/6.
-mainstream student (frowned upon in ap society): “que?”
—-ap student alpha: “by that, are you referring to k-acid, k-base, k-concentration, k-pressure, or k-equilibrium?”
-mainstream student (ew): “oh, well, i’m gonna go back to bed.”
—- ap god: “you would.” (insert mental breakdown here.)
and, that, my mainstream acquaintances, is ap insomnia.
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