AP Junkie


a high school student who displays all the self destructive tendencies of a junkie, but instead take as many ap courses as possible.

ap courses are the ap junkies drug of choice; they use them to make up for what they feel they are lacking; typically good looks and friends.

guy 1- “that chick is taking 7 ap courses”
guy 2- “she’s kind of hot”
guy 3- “yea, too bad she’s an ap junkie and has no life”
guy 1- “this school sucks”
guy 2- “word”

ap junkies will not rule the world.

prep school students may be highly involved in other activities, but all in the name of getting into college. they are cl-ssic ap junkies.

kids in the ib program are the same as ap junkies. let’s call them ib junkies.

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