AP Plague
a terrible disease infecting all high school juniors taking advanced placement language/composition, or commonly known as aplang/aplanc/ap english. this rendition comes in many forms, such as:
type a a-plague: having so much work from this cl-ss mixed with extra-curriculars and other ap cl-sses to the point that you just don’t care and can’t muster yourself to do homework.
type b a-plague: being able to care for and only for ap lang.
type c a-plague: turning into a raged demonic zombie who seeks to chase and kill all souls not enrolled in ap lang.
example 1:
samantha: john, may i copy your dialectical journals and rhetorical -n-lysis for ap language/comp?
john: no, i have the ap plague.
samantha: >.< example 2: cody: let's go play football at the park this weekend and go to this concert! john: no, i have the a-plague, i have a timed essay monday, a 3,000 word satire essay due, watch recordings of the colbert report to -n-lyze, and annotations for the first half of to kill a mockingbird. then, i have to study for my apush test and read all the chapters. then a physics lab report. then a mountain of calc homework. then economics and spanish tests to study for. cody: your a f-cking loser dude. example 3: jamal: john, are you okay?!?!? john: "proceeds to bite and devour jamal, the non-ap student"
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