Ap World

the f-cking hardest sh-t you will ever take in your life. its also known as ap slit your wrists vertically. dont take this f-cking cl-ss. you do the stupidest sh-t ever, noone ever gave a f-ck about confucist f-gs, and noone ever will except for the douchbag f-ckfaces that wrote the book. also you’ll love the ap test, i basically read the first question, and then took a sh-t on it and handed it in. nah but seriously its an awesome cl-ss i loved it. hahahaha not! if your in this cl-ss, bring multiple clean razorblades, you’ll need them. acutally it doesnt matter if theyre clean, cuz either way you should kill yourself if your in this cl-ss.
student 1: how was the ap world test?
student 2: how do you think the f-ckin test was? instead of bringing a pencil, bring a gun to shoot yourself
student 1: oh aight man thanks.
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while most people think this cl-ss is designed to teach advanced history to ambitious high school soph-m-res, it was actually designed as an intricate form of -ssisted suicide.

students enrolled in ap world (or any ap cl-ss) will learn lots and lots of stuff that you already knew from the previous 10 years of schooling, but you will learn it in a different format. meaning notes. lots of notes.

also you will want to die every night at 1am when you’re only halfway through the 40-page chapter and you can’t stop because you already have a disgusting c- average and you are an ap student for a reason and you want a’s.

also you will stop doing all your other cl-sses’ homework because you can only see your ap world grade, so now you have c’s in everything! yay!

by the time it’s over, you will be burnt out. but never fear – next year is ap us history…….
ken: “hey, carrie, wanna hang out?”
carrie: “i’d like to, but i have an ap world test tomorrow and it has three essays that i have to write outlines for as well as studying five 30-page chapters for the actual test part. so i can’t.”
the stupidist, most annoying cl-ss you’ll ever take. the teacher makes you read a whole chapter and take notes on that chapter on the weekend. the reading quizzes are impossible because all of the questions come down to 50-50 and which ever one you put down will be wrong.
if youre going to take an ap cl-ss, dont take ap world.