aparatchik
an aparatchik is someone who enters a pre-existing human hierarchy (like a corporation, a government or an online forum) purely for egotistical reasons of his/her own. in other words, they have no sympathy or interest in the original topic or cause for which the corporation, government or forum was created; rather, they simply see the hierarchy as a ladder by which they can cynically achieve their own selfish aims (money, power, visibility, etc.)
the city politics of finetown used to be so interesting, as its founders were p-ssionate crusaders who truly wanted to create a utopia; today, however, finetown’s council is filled with bored aparatchiks who just seek to get ahead and make money without accomplishing anything.
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