apastalypse


like an apocalypse, except it’s all about pasta.
“wow, did you see what that kid has been bringing for lunch? yesterday it was fettuccine alfredo, today it’s lasagna; if she brings spaghetti tomorrow, she’ll trigger the apastalypse!”

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