APAW
acronym for “annoying people at work;” basically, the useless wastes of sp-ce at your job who annoy the living sh-t out of you
apaw’s include:
1) inappropriate comment guy who says the worst possible things at the worst possible times because he thinks they’re funny
2) fat b-tch who claims to be on a diet but always eats “just a little” from everyone’s lunch. stay away from my bacon cheesburger, b-tch!
3) the creeper who manages to visit you at the worst possible time and you don’t see or hear him coming
4) -n-l retentive boss makes you account for your entire day in 15-minute increments by filing tps reports
5) mr. party always manages to get away with putting noontime visits to the t-tty bar on his expense reports. “i was entertaining a customer. i can expense 25 lap dances for that as long as i talk business!”
6) chemical weapon guy always manages to stink up the restroom with his atomic sh-ts
an acronym for all phish all week. commonly started on a monday morning when you really need a serious phix to get the week started. once started, it is very unlucky to stop an apaw mid-week. for those hesitant to commit, an apad (all phish all day) is recommended.
i rolled into work this morning and knew the only way to survive the week was with an apaw.
apaw’s also include
too much cologne guy and too much perfume b-tch who smell like they batghed in it!
d-mn! i can smell too much cologne guy coming!
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