Ape Bacon
the taste of human flesh by cannibalistic sailors 200 years ago was described as “long pork”. today’s “bath salts” cannibals describe the hunger for “ape bacon”. you heard it here first.
let’s smoke up and go down to the hobo camp by the tracks and rustle up some ape bacon.
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