Ape Toes


a person typically male, having extremely long toes, even finger like apendages on the end of thier feet. many time the end toes (pinky or big toe) are opposable. usaully exremely hairy.
wow! look at his ape toes, kink kong must be his daddy. he could open a twist off with those things.

dang, i never realized how much the ape toes on that mooncricket gave him the jungility to slam that b-ball with his homies on ‘da court.

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