apedudebrah
a dudebrah who can’t adapt or change to anything yet is somehow still alive; old fart primate that looks more human than their behavior says they are; he/she that can say ‘atheist’ but don’t even get adaptation or other darwin theories; he/she that take their ancestral backyard bonfires so seriously it’s funny.
adbs: i just got a cup of that coconut cold brew coffee at starbucks.
me: you evolved for a second today, apedudebrah.
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