Aplomb
meaning originality, or coolness, in style, or fancy. also used for a great acomplishment.
pr-nounced aploom
“your outfit is very aplomb”
“what the heck does that mean??”
“it means it looks d-mn good”
“well thanks!”
1. what people yell when there is a terrorist attack in a resteraunt.
2. a violent plum
1. -man is eating at table-
-terrorist walks in holding a bomb-
man: holycwap it’s aplomb!
2. on the dark side of the refridgerator, a plum turns to a life of explosives and violence, he becomes aplomb
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